Knock (노크) 못참겠네 (Moschamgess-ne; I Can’t Stand It) (1997)
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what better way to start off this series than with my favorite song from this era ever. the obscurant one-and-done group Knock's “못참겠네” (Moschamgess-ne; I Can’t Stand It) is a profoundly strange, groovy banger that’s like… you ever hear something and then never stop thinking about it for like, two-plus years? yeah, this is that. it’s riding a crazy, pointillistic disco-house flow somewhere between Deavid Soul and Akufen, Cassius trading their vinyl for ROMplers, maximalist microhouse: as skeletal as it is stuffed with little details, spangles and accents, filter sweeps and microsamples. it’s things like the molecular reduction of “That’s the Way (I Like It)” in the intro, the track snapping into a nocturnal, jazzy hustle, the thumping kick and its accompanying squirrely bassline bending itself into a möbius strip, multiple hard-panned samples jumping out of the mix at the same time, or the digi-horns, space drums, pulses, beeps, whirls, pagers and phones all going off in parallel, and god knows what else (there’s a lot more!). and the trio dovetail with and riff on all this racket perfectly, ooh-la-la harmonies colliding with angular co-ed rap geometry, sweetened sing-song into a perfect hook as sassy as it is yearning. and the breakdown after the first chorus is pure madness, a couple bars at a jagged clip and then “it’s about that time I put you back on track!” in the center channel and “it’s disco time, baby!” out of the left before devolving into gang chants and scream-raps. then it gets itself together and locks back on to that hellacious groove. totally devious.
it’s a small thing, too, but I greatly appreciate this song knowing how good its hook is and beating the hell out of it as such. so many hits (and not-hits) of the time just sorta end, you know? here they drop the drums a second, bring them back and then hammer the hook into your brain over and over, layering the intro rap and a bunch more of those laser pulses on top. anyway… this song fuckin’ rules so hard. what also fuckin’ rules? this song’s video!
the MV is so, so, sooooo good. a low-budget urban daydream of 90s street scenes (shout out to Freetel!), passing trains, underpass dance rituals and rain-slicked parking lots, all lit by colorful strobes and fogged-out flood lights, absolutely killer fashion (and at least two killer wigs), crazy fresh dance moves, just a bunch of grooving and messing about with friends on the street corner with a tinge of X-Files and Jet Set Radio, all linked together by an unimpeachable sense of cool. the image of the group just vibing on top of those cars while shrouded in fog and light? simply iconic. the video’s mysterious nocturnal energy and heady, kinetic rhythm is the perfect match for the music, and the combination is a revelation.
the rest of Knock’s sole album also rules, even if none of the other songs quite rise to the level of revelation that the title track does. every song is a keeper, whether the off-axis G-funk of “YAMMA” and “Bad Girl”, the cartoonish lilt of “오리”, or the infectious duo of “Miss Miss” and “너 친구맞니?!”, which both utilize the structure of a four-on-the-floor hook juxtaposed with a funky syncopated rhythm for the verses. “연습게임” is mystical and subterranean, and even the requisite album-closing ballad “I feel in your eyes” is a jammer: slow-and-low, spare yet lush, unpretentious and memorable. the whole record’s united by the same off-kilter soundworld that animates the title track—the same ROMpler full of samples bouncing every which way, instruments all over the place, bits and pieces of voice and sound accenting everything, almost like a fourth vocalist. it’s full of hooks, microhooks and grooves, all anchored to a mad sense of rhythm and space. all these joints have been stuck in my head for ages, basically! it’s always it’s the weirdest, galaxy-brain tunes that go nowhere and are doomed to obscurity, ain’t it.
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bonus fun fact #1: the female rapper with the buzz-cut is named Z-E (지이)—after Knock fizzled out, she linked up with a rapper by the name of Turtleman to form the trio Turtles (거북이), who scored hit after hit until Turtleman’s tragic passing in 2008. Turtles were a universally beloved trio, and deservedly so—they also absolutely rule.
bonus fun fact #2 and #3: “못참겠네” (plus “YAMMA” and “Bad Girl”) was arranged by one Jegal Min (제갈민), one of the unsung heroes (see also: Shin Young-sub (신영섭)) of the original 1992-1994 “rap dance” craze that was dominated by Seo Taiji, Hyun Jin-young, DEUX and others. like many a failed pop star, he then found far more success in production and management. one of his backup dancers, Kim Jung-nam, later found stardom as half of the legendary Turbo (터보).
bonus fun fact #4: future entries in this series will absolutely not go on this long. i just really love this song, yeah?
tumblr exclusive bonus fun fact #5: periodical old kpop power hour of power (POKPHOP) is a series i’ve started on my cohost page but to a certain extent this tumblr has been on a POKPHOP for seven whole years now
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